doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Randomize
