I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
