420 ftw
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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