Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Randomize
