His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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