PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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