yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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