Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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