OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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