It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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