I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
What a dumb baby whore.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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