so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
