I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
please don't ironically join a cult
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