Well douche your snatch and let's go!
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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