cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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