Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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