have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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