Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
