So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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