Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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