return my video game
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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