I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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