Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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