Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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