Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Randomize
