Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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