sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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