You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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