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She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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