the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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