i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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