Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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