the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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