so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Help. Why am I so naked?
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