I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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