In the future we'll all be gay
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Randomize
