I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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