i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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