Can i not drive my cunt home
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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