i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
So vagazzling was a success
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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