She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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