He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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