well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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