Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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