if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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