we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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