Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
50% drunk capacity currently
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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