She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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