You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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