do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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