Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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