Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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